Sunday, September 5, 2010

Irony

I bet I could quit gambling
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
It’s not my fault I don’t take responsibility for my actions
As I said before, I’ll only say this once.
This statement is false.
Don't you hate rhetorical questions?
God, I want patience, and I WANT IT NOW!
Sorry, I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!
The creation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
I can resist everything except temptation.
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Never believe generalisations.
Avoid alliterations always.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now
Thank God I'm an atheist.
Just say NO to negativity

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